A small work written at about 4AM alongside my sister for my mother’s birthday card 01:46, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

ONCE upon A TIME!!!~!!!!! is how this story begins!! But yes-clears throa-t IT all started when—- NO NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!! one day I was walkin down the street lookin for somethin to eat—NO NEXT beginning!!

YOU see the reason I cannot come up with a beginning is cause….I GOT OOMPA-LOOMPAS IN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!! theY’re always in my heaD….EVEN WHEN IM IN BED!!!OR DEAD!!!! they eat my brains!!!! I cant get them out..I cant get them out!!!!!!

:One is named tommy, ::one is named joe :::One is named betty ::::one is named boe!!!!! :::Then there’s bobby, and JIM JIMMY JIM JIM!!!!!! ::The worst is Curt, he likes to hurt…….. :MY BRAIN!!!!!!!

So this is the middle..the middle of the book

OH YAAAA…IT’S A STORY!!!! A SHORT STORY!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!! oompa loompa dummidi doop!!! we’ve got a cheery pocket for u!!!

::So eat it!!!!!!!! :BUT don’t eat my brain, not like the oompa loompas do!!!!

:I awoke one morning with my ears in revolting pain, I yelled “OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!”My left ear hurt the most. Then I saw it…An oompa-loompa was diving into my eye, another up my nose, one said with a voice that crackled as low as evil in my ear“I’m Curt! I love to hate you!” I jumped out of bed, but too late Curt had burrowed through my ear and into my BRAIN! I felt a chomp and a thrashing headache, but I had already lost my colour perception, I saw like a dog saw!!! The others wiped their own little rooms in my brain, then I felt the disco music vibrate through my spine and the poor rhythm of their pattering feet, like rain to a fire, I collapsed to the floor. :I awoke in a pale pink room and a light bulb asked me in a voice as low as evil “I’m going to get you, I already have you!” and then something wobbled towards me and said, with a voice as soft as a brick“If you implode, do you think you’ll explode? I’m Boby!” I yelled “Where am I?” but a little alien dudette said “Would you like some brain pie? I’m Boe! ” I yelled “How am I in myself?!?!?!?!?!?!?” I was shoved into a balloon immediately, and squeezed tightly, I finally imploded and…. BOOM!!!!!!!

I had exploded, I woke up wondering what I would eat in the street… I was now my own parasite…

The End?